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- With U.S. Recession Looming, Russia Lowers AK-47 Prices
- God Apologizes For The Whole Muslim 'Thing'
- Osama Bin Laden: “I’m Tired Of Being Called Obama.”
- God Angers Christian Right By Extending Earth’s Lease 10,000 Years
- Al Qaeda Fighter Sues Iraqi For Scratching Bullet With His Brain
- U.N. Security Council Tells Ahmadinejad, "Now You Can't Wear A Tie!"
- World Bank Announces: “We’re tired.”
- Kim Jong Il Wins 'Kim Jong Il Award' Again!
- British Faction Vows To Retake America By Going To The Mattresses
- UN "Pow! To The Moon Middle East!"
- Hispanic Group Offers To Repopulate Iraq
- Bin Laden Announces "Al Qaeda Idol"!
- Vodka Stocks Free Fall After Boris Yeltsin's Death
- Immigrants With HIV, A-Cups Or A High Debt To Asset Ratio Not Welcome
- Cry-Baby Study Ranks Muslims First, 5 Year-Olds Second
- President of Sudan Decrees: Godfather Part III Was The Best Godfather Film
- Newly Discovered 3rd Sect Of Islam Keeping Their Damn Trap Shut
- Iraqi F.R.E.D.O. Panel Unveils New 'Smart' Strategy To Stop Bombings
- "President Ahmadinejad, I Have The Tie For You, I Guarantee It." George Zimmer
- New Car Smell, Gone
- 149 Die Celebrating Saddam's Death Sentence For Killing 148
- Global Warming Rears Its Head As Man Gets 'Rusty Trombone' For Bottle Of Water