This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.(New York, NY) This week conservative megastar Sarah Palin signed a multi-year deal to appear on Fox News as a political consultant. Soon  after, the Joe and Jane Six-Packs of America were worried that being on cable TV might change their beloved hockey mom. Today Palin let them know that she will always be their little maverick.

Reading from a partially prepared statement the former Alaska Governor said that even though she’s only been at Fox News for a few days, she loves it. She loves the people, the fair and balanced message and the 10% off she gets on Bill O’Reilly’s Factor Gear. “But one day, probably about two years and seven months from now, I will decide to not quite quit, but instead resign, from Fox News."

Palin then pre-debunked three future myths about her future resignation. “You can bet that I won’t be leaving Fox News because A) I’ll be (ghost) writing the sequel to GOING ROGUE, GOING ROGUE 2 – GOING ROGUE-ER, or B) FOX NEWS will be out of business because Obama and O’Biden have destroyed freedom, or  C) I’ll be shooting gay marriage from a helicopter because it killed opposite marriage.”

The self-decribed pitbull with lipstick added that she had already accomplished myths  A and C, and that the B myth was impossible. "Now let me tell you good folks the real reason for my her future resignation, which may I remind you is not the same thing as quitting, from cable TV.....I will resign , so that I can pursue my childhood dream of hosting, The Tonight Show.”