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    May292009

    A Message From The Vice President - What Did You Expect The GOP To Say About Sotomayor, Marry My Daughter?

    Hello my fellow Americans, Joe Biden here.

    Ever since that cool cat President Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court, I have gotten a zillion phone calls from you saying that you are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the GOP and their media minions have called Judge Sotomayor a racist, liberal and intellectual lightweight.

    All I have to say about that is, WELL DUH!

    What did you except the GOP to say, Welcome sister?, Make yourself a taco?, Marry my gay daughter?

    Folks, you need to keep in mind, who we’re dealing with here. These people - Rove, Limbaugh, Gingrich and others - are just simple political hacks. They are the people who think deregulation, torture and fake tans are good ideas. They, whether you like it or not, are the common clay of the new GOP.

    You know…morons.

    And if anyone knows how to handle morons, it’s me Joe Biden. So take it easy. I got it covered.

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    Hello there, Chris - Frumpzilla, here. I am a secret admirer of your work (you wouldn't want me to be too public an admirer because I'm - well, frumpy) Anyway, that's neither here nor there, is it? The purpose of my visit - aside from the fact that I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this little GOP/Biden-bit (it's like shooting fish in a barrel, ain't it?) - is to inform you that I have "tagged" you as part of some semi-global blog shenanigans called "tagging." If you care to participate, the rules appear to be as follows: write a post mentioning the fact that you've been tagged, with a link to your tagger(the self-aggrandizement part); include a list of 6 Unimportant Things That Make You Happy (the lame part): then list links to your six favorite blogs (the show me the money part) with follow-up comments on those 6 blogs explaining why you're acting like a stealth nitwit.

    Simple much?

    June 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrumpzilla

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