(Los Angeles, CA) Most people know the names Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. They are arguably the notorious serial killers in American history. But do people know the name Johnny Lewis?

“They will gorgeous, because I’m the next big thing in serial killing,” said Lewis.

Johnny Lewis calls himself "The Sweetie Pie Killer", because his weapon of choice isn’t a knife, club or frying pan. It’s kindness.

“Scrumptious, are those contacts you’re wearing or are your eyes really that color?” asked Lewis, when this reporter met him at his Los Angeles area home. A home that was littered with smiley faces, a flower hat and signs with slogans like: Smile Someone Loves You, You Are So Squeezable and I Choose You. “You see handsome, here are my weapons of terror. With these, I torture my victims until they drop dead into a pile of smiles.”

Critics of "The Sweetie Pie Killer" say that he is a fraud, that he is not a true serial killer, because he has not killed anyone.

“Killing is an important part of being a serial killer,” said Ted James, author the book What Makes Serial Killers Tick: And No I Don’t Have A Girlfriend So Quit Asking. “A killer has to create a body count in order to be legit.”

But can Lewis get a body count? Can he actually kill someone with kindness?

“Yes. My research has shown that being too kind is very dangerous,” said Karen Tinny, a research psychologist at UCLA. “For example, say someone pays you one compliment. It can make you feel good, right? Well, a few more compliments can make you uncomfortable maybe even nauseous. And anything above 7 compliments in short order can make your stomach turn, which if untreated can lead to death.”

“Holy shit. Now I know why I’ve been so nauseous lately,” said Lewis’ neighbor Frank S. “I just assumed that Johnny was always calling me squeezable, because he was gay. But he was really trying to kill me.….Does that mean I’m really not squeezable?”

Frank has since informed his neighborhood and the police about Lewis’ murderous intentions (plus the fact that he might not be as squeezable as he thought). Meanwhile, Lewis has disappeared into the wind, but not without sending a note that said –1) I have great taste in shoes and 2) The world has not heard the first or the last of "The Sweetie Pie Killer".

So, if you are ever walking down the street alone, and a voice behind you says, ‘Hey cutie, I just got to say that you are so squeezable’. Don’t stop and do not turn around. Run, run for your life.