Wednesday
23Jul
Man Divorces Wife After She Flip-Flops On Oral Sex
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 10:44PM 
“But that’s all over now,” said Brock while packing up his belongings.
Morgan filed for divorce from his wife Joanne on June 6th after she had a change of heart concerning oral sex.
“Change of heart?” said Morgan. “Let’s tell the truth shall we? She said she didn’t want to perform oral sex on me anymore. Which means, she flip-flopped. But I should have seen it coming. Joanne did vote for Kerry in 04.”
Joanne insists that she did not flip-flop, that after 15 years of dolling out oral sex to Brock, she decided to do more with her mouth. “I’ve always wanted to be a singer. So, I'm going to pursue that.”
Brock’s lawyer, Geoff Masters, said that no amount of singing would change the fact that Joanne is a flip-flopper. “My client? He takes his commitments seriously. He worked hard to cement his personality by age 18. And twenty years later, he still believes in the same things like oral sex, not eating yellow snow and stop signs. Brock Morgan had the spine never to change. It’s too bad Joanne did not.”
Joanne’s attorney, Deedee Masters, thinks the emphasis should be on the children not oral sex. “And Joanne agrees with me. For the sake of the children, she is willing to put her singing career on hold and to give oral sex (and the marriage) another try.”
Morgan said that a reunion is highly unlikely. “It sounds like that now Joanne’s flip-flopping about flip-flopping. So if I take her back that will make me a flip-flopper too. And tell me, what kind of message will that send to our children?”
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Reader Comments (2)
Yeah, he doesn't want to show the kids he's a flip-flopper. he needs to stick to his guns and let his children know their mom wont give him oral sex, and for that they need to get divorced so he can get a new woman who will do it to him, he has to set a good example.
Wow, it took 15 years for this woman to renege??!! That guy's one lucky bastard in my book.