NAMBLA Endorses McCain, Asks Boyish Obama Out For Ice Cream
Monday, June 9, 2008 at 04:44PM 
(New York, NY) Over the weekend Republican presidential nominee John McCain picked up another endorsement. This one was from the controversial North American Man-Boy Love Association or NAMBLA.
“We believe that Senator McCain will be a great president. He’s a father figure who shares our values of family, national security and service to others,” said NAMBLA president Deiter Schaussen. “But our endorsement of John McCain doesn’t mean we dislike the boyish Senator Barack Obama. In fact, we really really like Obama and would like to take him out for some ice cream.”
Surprisingly, Obama accept their invitation. “You know what, I really really like ice cream, and I would love to have some ice cream with anyone who loves children…Who knows maybe I can swing their endorsement my way.” After being told by his staff why NAMBLA really really loves children, Obama reneged on the ice cream date adding, “I really really hate the First Amendment sometimes, I really really do.”
“That’s really really disappointing,” said Deiter Schaussen. “But maybe the Senator and myself can work out our differences with a game of touch basketball followed by a hot sauna and a nap."
Obama said there would be no basketball game, sauna or nap. But during a campaign stop, McCain blindly accepted NAMBLA’s endorsement then stressed how much he liked the First Amendment, ice cream, touch basketball, saunas and naps.
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Glad Barack got squared away on what NAMBLA is. I fear they would have pushed him to pick Michael Jackson as his running mate.