Dear Senator Clinton,

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
At times it seems that taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Heck, we all would like to get away.
And sometimes you just want to go…

NOWHERE, if your name is Hillary Clinton.

Senator, you’re already in a place where everybody knows your name.
And if you look deep down, you’ll see that you’re very glad you came.
You know you wanna be where you can see that our troubles are all the same.
And you know you want to be in THE place (White House), where everybody knows your name. 

So,

Roll out of bed, the race isn’t dead.
This morning (in America) is looking bright.
So our currency ran off to Europe and China.
And Iran’s itching for a fight.
And your husband’s got angina.

Just be glad there's one place in the world.
Where everybody knows your name.
Be glad that there’s a place...okay enough with the song, basically what I’m saying is you don’t leave a campaign just like you don't leave a hit TV show like Cheers just to make turkeys like Hello Again and Troop Beverly Hills , because then, then, no one knows your name. The only name they know is Kirstie Alley.

Hillary, I’m begging you to dig in your heels, to stay in and win this race for the White House. Win this race for the White House so that our government can develop a time machine. A time machine that will take me back to 1987 where I can stay on Cheers. Then everyone will know my name, and be saying, Kirstie who?

God bless you and God bless America.