Tuesday
07Oct
Reba And Others Tell Palin, “Stop Stealing Our Act!”
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 at 01:50PM 
Wrong…that distinction goes to Elbridge “Sweet Legs” Gerry back in 1812. However, today in 2008, Palin has Joe Six-Pack thinking she’s the cat's meow…but is her image a mirage?
“You’re darn tootin’ it is. That moose hunter is stealing my act!” fumed country music superstar Reba McEntire. “Half her biography is based on me…Where do you think she got the idea for a pregnant teen daughter with the jock boyfriend? My show, REBA, season one, episode one, that’s where. And what about all this gun play? That sounds a bit like a little character I played on Broadway, named Annie Oakley…It’s just so obvious.”
Reba’s not the only entertainer calling foul.
“Oh you betcha. I’m calling Palin out,” said actress Frances McDormand. “With her ‘oh jeez’s’ and ‘don’t cha ya know’s’, she’s completely ripped off my Marge Gunderson character from FARGO…and I might add, she’s doing a piss poor job, definitely not Oscar material.”
Palin’s toughest accusation, though, comes from somebody even older than John McCain.
“How dare she wink and flash that dazzling smile at America,” said cartoon icon Betty Boop. “That’s my, boop-oop-a-doop, job! I’m this nation’s adorable little sweetheart not you, you canine killing barracuda.”
McDormand said that Palin should drop the caricature and find her own ‘real’ act.
“And when you do, take that act to Reno,” added Reba. “Because you’re not ready to be Vice President, and you’re not ready for Branson.”
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Reader Comments (6)
Excellent!
that is all.
I think James Garner must be pissed, too, since she keeps stealing the name of his old television show to describe herself.
funny funy.
So true!
Great post -- excellent website!
I have to say I really enjoy your sense of humour.
Palin is all show and America loves her for it.
The people do not want virtue, but are the dupes of pretended patriots.
You keep up the good work!
I think Joe McCarthy is pissed as well. She's stealing his stuff on pro and anti-American.He was also born in one of those small REAL American towns and had little regard for the truth. You betcha!