(Indianapolis, IN) He did it. Colts' quarterback Peyton Manning brought a Super Bowl trophy back to the city of Indianapolis. So according to a law that was passed in November, Prop P, 'This One (Murder) Is On Us Peyton', Manning gets to kill one person without going to jail.

"This is a great day for the city of Indianapolis," said Steven Turner, President of the Peyton Manning For God Fan Club "And a great day for this country. Finally, someone who is worthy to judge and execute us, can."

Now that Manning has his OO rating, Turner has turned his energy to helping Rocky Woodson, Prime Minister of the Reggie Miller For President Fan Club, with a similar law for the basketball great. But that has some law professors up in arms.

"These laws are setting a dangerous precedent," said Notre Dame law professor Alex Stone "that celebrities are different and better than the rest of us."

"But they are. That's why they're celebrated," said Turner "Whatever IT is. They have IT, in spades. And they should be able to use IT to do whatever they want, including killing those of us who are unworthy." Turner went on to say that giving celebrities a license to kill had become his life's work. And that he was not going to stop until every celebrity he liked had that license.

But earlier today Turner was stopped by his own creation, as Manning put one (and by one we mean a 9mm slug) right between his eyes. "I didn't want to do it," said Manning "But I felt I owed it to him and the rest of us to put an end to this bullshit."

Rocky Woodson, speaking from a secure location, said that Manning was right to terminate Turner, and that no one is above the law. No one, except for Reggie Miller.