(Dallas, TX) Dallas Cowboys owner and General Manager Jerry Jones along with the rest of the Cowboys organization and nation are celebrating a record 6th Super Bowl win, as the Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears 29-17 Sunday night in Miami. "We're champions too!" screamed Jones to hundreds of Cowboys gathering for a victory parade. "We did it. We did it!"

If this sounds confusing to you, considering that the Cowboys not only did not play in the Super Bowl, but also did not make it past the first round in the playoffs; you are not alone.

"Jerry is thinking like old college football," said ESPN anchor Chris Berman "He's saying that since they beat Indianapolis, and the Colts won the Super Bowl, they should at least share the Super Bowl championship."

If that's the thinking, then shouldn't the Philadelphia Eagles share the Super Bowl championship too, since they swept the Cowboys in the 06 season?

"You would think yes, but no," added Berman "In the Eagles' case they may have beaten the Cowboys, but they lost to the Colts. So they're out."

Using that logic means that every team who beat the Colts in the 2006 season, like the lowly Houston Texans, would have a share in the Super Bowl victory.

"Sounds good to me," said Texans Head Coach Gary Kubiak "Hey guys! We won the Super Bowl too!"

While the two other teams, the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars, who handed the Colts a loss prepare to celebrate their share of the Super Bowl championship, every other team is calling on NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to stop the madness. But Goodell isn't sold that sharing a Super Bowl is madness. "Maybe the old college system has its merits," said Goodell "Maybe our whole playoff system is outdated. Maybe a series of bowl games is better...I'm going to have to think about this."

Upon hearing all the Super Bowl controversy, Indianapolis Colts quarterback and Super Bowl MVP Peyton Manning said, "Are you fucking kidding me?" And his head coach Tony Dungy said, "They wouldn't pull this shit if I was white...Get me Al Sharpton!"