(New York, NY) A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Senator Hillary Clinton claims that she proved herself credible to become President of the United States and commander-in-chief.

“While my opponent was making a speech somewhere, I was an X-Wing pilot, destroying the Death Star,” said Clinton during a speech at Hunter College science fiction fair.

This new claim is surprising considering the gaffe Clinton made regarding a 1996 trip to Bosnia. She claimed to have landed amid gunfire, but video of her visit shows her landing amid children reciting poetry.

“I obviously misspoke about Bosnia. It was St. Patrick’s Day and I was a little hammered, ” said the Senator. “But I am telling the truth about being an X-Wing pilot.”

Clinton challenged TLN and anyone else to prove her wrong.

“I don’t think Senator Obama has ever flown a kite, much less saved the rebellion from the grips of the evil Empire,” added Clinton. “Those were good times.”

Senator Obama, on vacation with his family, countered his rival’s claim. “If Hillary was an X-Wing fighter pilot, that means she is older than Senator McCain. And if that’s the case, I think she and our nation would be better served by her starting a well deserved retirement.”

Clinton quickly responding by saying that she was not older than McCain. “You see, I was brought here through a worm hole, or I was frozen and thawed out in the 20th Century, or….shit….Did I ever tell you about the time I invaded Grenada and was shot down behind enemy lines while experiencing amnesia?”