(New York, NY) Monday, fresh from a second place finish in the Wyoming Caucus and the claim from former Obama campaign advisor Samantha Power that she would stoop to anything to win the 2008 Democratic nomination for president, Senator Hillary Clinton officially kicked off her 2012 re-election campaign.

“I can’t believe how much time has passed and how much we’ve accomplished," Clinton told a capacity crowd. "But let me tell you something, we’ve got a lot more work left to do...So how about another four years America?”  

“I think the American people would be crazy not to re-elect Hillary,” said Howard Wolfson, Hillary’s 2012 Campaign Manager and her 2008 campaign Communications Director. “She has been an exceptional leader in security, education and putting our health care system on the right track. And I think by saying she’s already been doing the job of President of the United States just shows that she has the experience to be President of the United States...again.”

During her speech Monday, Clinton talked about the turning point in the 2008 election. “I’d have to say, the turning point was the day Senator Barack Obama bowed out of the race, because he knew that he did not yet have the right experience to lead this country. In my opinion his acquiescence was nothing short of heroic. Mr. Vice-President I thank you and a grateful nation thanks you!”

Senator Obama, speaking from a campaign stop in Mississippi, said that he appreciated Senator Clinton’s kind words, but that he was too busy picking a site for his Presidential library to, "acquiesce shit."

On Wall Street, before entering a Republican fundraiser, a very agitated Senator John McCain slammed his fist onto a cab and screamed, "Hey, I'm nominated over here! I'm nominated over here!”