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- Bill Clinton Announces That He’s Joining The Obama Campaign
- Clinton Says Her Experience As X-Wing Fighter Pilot Gives Her Commander-In-Chief Credibility
- A Tough Day For A Deaf Racist
- Hillary Kicks Off 2012 Re-Election Campaign
- Ohio And Texas Voters Admit They’re Afraid To Go Black
- George W. Bush Presidential Library Receives First Document: The Pet Goat
- Obama Unveils New 'Original' Slogan: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
- U.S. To Send Child “Lovers” To Battle Child Al Qaeda
- Obama Supporter Hoping To 'Turn The Page' In His Love Life
- Ann Coulter Endorses Ralph Nader For President
- Bill Clinton Loses His License To Be Black
- Hillary-Care Bashers ‘Harry And Louise’ Die After Being Denied Health Insurance
- Former Prisoner Of War And Current Self-Made Mulatto Millionaire Hermaphrodite Minister Just Can’t Decide Who To Vote For
- Obama Accused Of Wanting To Replace VHS With Beta
- Bush Check Mates Bobby Fischer
- Rudy Giuliani Changes His Name To ‘Rudy 9/11’
- Hillary Goes ‘Over The Top’ In New Hampshire
- Toddler Agrees With Obama, Edwards And Huckabee, Change Is What’s Needed In 08
- White House Denies Destroying Jamie Lynn Spears Sex Tape
- Are We Living In The Golden Age Of Terrorism?
- Bush Puts White Anglo-Saxon Males On Endangered Species List
- This Halloween Don’t Give Out Candy, Give Out An Unprovoked Military Attack
- Pentagon Unveils The “Try And Follow Us Home” Map
- Fred Thompson Announces “I’m Running For President” And Pavarotti Drops Dead, Italians Furious
- Baby, Unless You Want This Republican To Go Light In The Loafers, You Better Give Me The Key To That Honey Pot
- Larry Craig, “Just Because You Suck A Little Thingamajig Doesn’t Make You A Watchamacallit”
- Rove Quits To Run 3rd Grader’s Campaign
- President Bush Announces The 'I Love Shiny Objects' Act
- Bush Administration Cannot Swallow Pigeons Getting The Pill
- Los Angeles To Build Small Apartments For The Obese
- During His Brief Administration, Cheney Holds Puppy Fight
- Congress Solves Healthcare Crisis By Requiring Citizens To Get $100,000 Jobs
- U. S. Congress To Send Iraq’s Founding Fathers Giant Crate Of Powdered Wigs
- Taking Cue From Spears, Cheney Says VP Actions Really Preparation For Role In Smurfs Movie
- Cheney Commutes Democrats From Being Big Fat Pansies
- Rather Gives Hillary The 'Tip' Of His Hat
- ‘No Fly List’ Scores Big Win As Jean Valjean Is Caught!
- American Patriot Vows To Give AID(S) To The Enemy
- In Another S.T.U.P.I.D. Move President Bush Makes Alberto Gonzales Head Of Al-Qaeda
- Hillary Drops The H-Bomb On Obama
- During Séance Bush Asks Saddam, “How Can I Control Your Damn People?”
- Border Crisis: Mexicans Learning To Fly
- With Hilary Running For White House, Former President Clinton Puts Penis In Gore's Lock Box
- Hispanic Group Offers To Repopulate Iraq
- 'The 2006 Election' Special Report-Proposition P
- 'The 2006 Election' Special Report-Proposition K
- 'The 2006 Election' Special Report-Proposition 8-S
- 'The 2006 Election' Special Report-Proposition 32
- 'The 2006 Election' Special Report-Proposition 4F
- Foley Tried To Fingerbang Me!
- 2032 Presidential Candidate Puts Venezuela "On Notice"
- Rove Announces That Congress Can Suck It...But Not Swallow