(New Orleans, LA) September 2005, hurricane Katrina devastated the city of New Orleans. December 2007, not much has been rebuilt, and actor turned activist Brad Pitt is determined to do something about it.

“I’ve created this MAKE IT RIGHT project because men, you and I, are going to make this right and rebuild New Orleans,” said Pitt. “And if you don't, I’m going to bed your wife, girlfriend or daughter. And don’t test me guys, because you know I will and we both know that they will.”

While Pitt’s threat took New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin by surprise, he liked the actor’s tone. ”I know I shouldn’t say this, but there’s some part of me that hopes you cheap white mother-fuckers don’t help.”
 
Nagin’s not the only one feels that way. Nearly 60 percent of the women polled said that they are willing to face the consequences, if their husbands, boyfriends and fathers don’t help MAKE IT RIGHT.  

But in a surprising twist, nearly 70 percent of married men said that they are also willing to face the consequences. “Go right ahead Mr. Pitt and bang the shit out of my wife,” taunted Jared Tansel, a car dealer from Dallas, Texas. “I haven’t been able to make that hag cum in twenty years, maybe you can. In fact, I dare you to try.”

Other men have been more gracious about their wives and have suggested they might help MAKE IT RIGHT, if Pitt allowed a wife-swapping situation to take place.

Pitt said he has no intention of letting any other man bed Angelina. And according to the lack of help and donations coming in, it looks like he has no choice but to follow up on his threat. “Maybe I misjudged the American people and their desire to help,” said Pitt while buying a truckload of rubbers.

Other actor/activist like George Clooney, Richard Gere and Woody Harrelson disagree and think Pitt is onto something. They plan to use a similar sex threat to help save Darfour, the Dalai Lama and the right for everyone to get stoned to the bejesus belt.