20 Years Later, Jack Walsh’s Diner Is Very Popular With The Chicago Police Department
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 at 08:32AM 
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 at 08:32AM 
Friday, June 27, 2008 at 09:56AM
(New York, NY) Historians at the Museum of Natural History have finally completed their analysis of the 20th Century. To their surprise, they found that the big winners were white people.
"For some reason, which we will uncover in our next study, white people just seemed to benefit more from the events of the 20th Century that off-white people," said lead researcher Hunter Bookman.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 09:36PM 
Sunday, October 26, 2008 at 11:48AM
(Colorado Springs, CO) It was a spectacular fall afternoon with just the right amount of chill in the air, as 21 kids aged 4 to 9 gathered at the Adamson household to wish young Joey a happy 8th birthday. It’s too bad that Joey fucked it up by being...a socialist.
Everything was going great. The Guitar Hero contest, where 8 year-old Hunter Pierce dazzled the crowd by conquering Purple Haze, was a big hit. The trouble started when it was time to eat the Dark Knight themed birthday cake.
Friday, May 29, 2009 at 11:56AM
Hello my fellow Americans, Joe Biden here.
Ever since that cool cat President Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court, I have gotten a zillion phone calls from you saying that you are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the GOP and their media minions have called Judge Sotomayor a racist, liberal and intellectual lightweight.
All I have to say about that is, WELL DUH!