Fat Kid Eats Bully

(Houston, TX) Everyone faces a bully at some point in their life. For a portly 8th grader named Teddy Parker, his bully came in the form of 9th grader Ace Lawrence.

Parker (who claims to be big-boned) spent two years being tormented by Lawrence. Everyday he was bullied by the names Fatso, Fatty Butt, Lard Ass, Tons-O-Fun, Chubby and Chunky. But that bullying ended last Tuesday, when before lunch Parker lashed out and....ate Ace Lawrence.

“I didn’t mean to eat him,” said Parker. “It just kind of happened.”

Parker claims that Ace threatened him with

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